29 7 / 2014

davestirfry:

thecupcat:

davestirfry:

THOSE COSPLAYERS WHO DO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTER THAT CAN AFFORD TO DRENCH EXPENSIVE COSPLAY IN FAKE BLOOD
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thats what you do when you accidentaly ruin your cosplay. you pour blood on it and pretend it was the plan all along

woah man giving me straight street knowledge thank you

(via agentrodgers)

29 7 / 2014

ifuckedrupertgraves:

fandoms-have-taken-over-my-life:

insertfandomreference:

Taken from tvtropes. I ONLY JUST REALISED THIS. 

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

(Source: dudewithabow, via endermisha)

29 7 / 2014

farorescourage:

cannedviennasausage:

basedpidgeot:

lydiapocalypse:

maxofs2d:

i’m pretty sure nobody will ever be able to top this

please

call the police

in c r e di ble

bury me to this song

(via agentrodgers)

29 7 / 2014

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • 1: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • 2: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • 1: We cool?
  • 2: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • 1: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • 2: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • 1: So...can I get out now?
  • 2: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • 1: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • 2: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

29 7 / 2014

cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.





I fucking lost my shit over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?
There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

I fucking lost my shit over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

(via myqueersexytime)

29 7 / 2014

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.

(via thetalkingguineapig)

29 7 / 2014

hellolaurenlopez:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yes

(via thewalkingassbutt)

29 7 / 2014

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via agentrodgers)

29 7 / 2014

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

(Source: cleancore, via agentrodgers)

29 7 / 2014

submissivefeminist:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I love her so much.

(via myqueersexytime)